craigslist creeps

One of my favorite things to do while shirking work is to scour the "Missed Connections" section of Craigslist. I am about 95% sure I have made a cameo on the 'ol Craigslist- regardless that the provided hyperlink does not quite prove anything as the outdated personal was from January. BUT I know it was me! I was the only girl in a Grey coat at Papa Jazz at 10:30 that Wednesday morning. I digress..

A few current choice Craigslist postings:

"We met a few years ago when you were staying at your daughters house next door. I haven't spoken to you since they moved out of town. Contact me the next time your in ohio."
ew. what are you, the creepy uncle?

"You noticed me noticing you this morning when we dropped off our kids at Pleasant Hill Elementary. Our children are in first grade but not in the same class.You were wearing a tight pair of black cotton pants that showed off your hot ass and thong.We both know we're married but I'm up for some fun if you are. And by that look you gave me, you are.E-mail me and tell me what kind of luxury car I drive."


"I won`t use your name so YOU won`t be embarrased. I just want to say that I do apologize from the bottom of my Heart. I know you probably don`t believe me, but I HAVE TRIED IT before and I was NOT just trying to IMPRESS YOU. If I hadn`t eaten so much, I don`t think I`d have BLOWN A GUT. I was trying to hold it back and that`s why when it came out it went everywhere, and I know it got all over you. I`m VERY SORRY, and if you weren`t so FINE I would just LET IT GO! When I finally came out of the bathroom (the reason I stayed so long was that I was EMBARASSED) and you were gone, I was HEARTBROKEN. I wish you would have at least let me TRY to explain. You never gave me your phone number and won`t answer your emails, so I hope you read this. If you would just give me ONE MORE CHANCE I SWEAR it`ll never happen again. I have to say that I learned my lesson, and if we did go to another all-u-can eat chinese restaurant again, I promise I absolutly will not try the sushi!"

I question the validity of the previous entry, but gross nevertheless.

...and my favorite:

"Saw you in Russell House You were wearing wife beater. You're hot dude...I'm a little older but what the fuck.. Would love to do whatever you'd like."

injuns! II

Happy Holidays from the Trail of Cheers!

Injuns!

Abby was Prospectin' Pete, Marcie played her pioneer wife, Marcielou Mayberrry, and I was the redskin Squawatchoolookinat.

squeal like a teenage girl, everyone

Pavement is gettin' back together! I just learned something: Thurston Moore directed the "Cut Your Hair" vidya. huh.



in a totally unrelated story: best friends and black-eyed-pea burgers really are the best.

Savannah

Kay, Olivia and I went to Savannah on Sunday. With the exception of a very minor afternoon shower, the entire day consisted of sunshine, up-scale thrifting, and graveyards. Unfortunately, however, the last was only semi-achieved as we spent well near and hour searching for the Bonaventure Cemetery. When we finally arrived around 6:30, the attraction had already been closed for nearly two hours. I still had fun, regardless.

beebeeee seahorses

filthy pigs

been preachin' this for months.

my stomach kind of hurts.