Saturday, January 31, 2009

My Bloody Valentine

This Valentine's Day, I'm going to spend a superfluous amount of money making special cards for people I care about. Or at least those I care about most; because in reality, I will tire of cutting construction paper after my third valentine. Thus, my mother, best friend, and special oppposite-sex friend are the most "special" of them all. Only two weeks left, time to get crafty.

Nobody ever gave me one of these in Mrs. Watt's fourth grade class...

My friend Kendal bought this exact one from an antique mall I believe.

I have a set of these I purchased from Hip-Wa-Zee two years ago, circa 2002, their date is prime "vintage."

Or I could just hand out this reliable one:

fast food fashion

nobody dressed up..



Thursday, January 29, 2009

50 is the new 20

Marcelle said I was on Craigslist as a "missed connection." I'm equally creeped and flattered:

http://columbia.craigslist.org/mis/1011352628.html

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

I Stole the TV

The other night, Marcelle and I decided to have a sketch off in honor of our dear friend, the Rev. Mer Maid. After limbless mermaids, socttie dogs, and fourth dimensions, we decided to draw (or at least attempt..) our favorite 46-year-old former runaway-turned-high-school-freshman, Jeri Blank of Strangers With Candy.



Marcelle's


Mine


Sweet tat with the Virgin Jeri of Flatpoint High

Saturday, January 24, 2009

124 clams

let's hope it buys me an A in the class.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

minor things that irk me.

but, like, reallyreally irk me.

Black Uggs with black tights.If you are going to spend an ungodly amount of money on boots, why not purchase a pair that is at least aesthetically and visually pleasing to look at? OH YEAH and you want an endless line from your hips to your toes, so you wear black tights that will create a "seamless" silhouette. Such a silhouette, however, cannot be achieved if your shoes are triple the width of your head. Gross.

Hangnails. Ouch.

Facebook chat when I DO NOT feel like talking to a specific someone yet still want to talk to others. I am well aware of the "go offline" option and I can well ignore someone, but when they do not cease the attempt to make "convo" with you-that is what really irritates me. Hay zeus.

Scuzzy grad students with Facebooks. He's pushing mid-30's, works in student media and is now blocked on Facebook.

My Appetite cannot make up its mind.

Self-righteous folk. guh...

Fratty cunts who take Art History and talk throughout the entire class. I should have changed seats while I had the chance. There is nothing entertaining about reiterating what the professor has just stated to the class. Unless you have some severe mental retardation in which you abs have to do that-please don't.

Too many runs in my tights. I already double-up when I wear them, but it is starting to get ridiculous and it is only January.

Socially needy people. Until I get paid for this task, I refuse to plan your nights. Sorry.

Windows Vista can suck a dick.

My University email rarely sends me critical information. Did I somehow sign up for emails from every girl in the dorm by living in South Tower? No-I am not going to your Kappa Kappa Gamma Ray semen formal and I do not wish to lend you a dress for which to spill PJ on. Of the 23 new emails I recieved today, one was legitimate.

Lists like these.