smitten kitten

As I was leaving for class this morning, I happened upon a stray cat-most likely no more than a few months old-comfortably sitting on our doorstep. I shrieked with a girlish glee as I gingerly picked up the tiny thing; which, I am sure was not a good idea, lest I wanted to risk rabies. Although I am not too keen on the feline breed, I am almost certain this particular cat is a Calico. The soft but defined light and dark toffee spots and cream backdrop perfectly suit its citrine-and-lime eyes. Feeling the delicate spine and visible set of ribs, I insisted Adrian get some of my Salmon for him. Adrian took one of those lids to a blank CD stack (which had also served as a makeshift (h)ashtray) to put the small meal in. Before Adrian could open the pack, the small creature mewed with a great need-this must have been the first real intentional meal received since birth. The hungry kitten devoured his Chicken of the Sea in seconds, and I implored for Adrian get a second packet to give the malnourished animal, which we named Sam. Short for Salmon. Sam is also a gender-neutral name and since we have not investigated in that department yet, we opted for an identity which could suit both sexes.

After returning home from class, I eagerly searched our porch, almost sure I would find a napping Sam beneath the futon. My search party was in vain as I did not happen upon our makeshift pet. I hope he comes back and he probably will as I am going to the Food Lion (how apt) for Fancy Feast.

hot damn.

Though I am slightly reluctant to admit it, but this album is pretty much the best thing I have heard in a. long. time. I have yet to write an actual WUSC review for it (only about three weeks behind), but long story short: if you the Jesus and Mary Chain, old Cure, and/or teased hair, this album should suit you.

on another note: I'm moving next week! ...and I'm finally going to use my sewing machine this summer! You know what this means: I am going to have twice as many sundresses eating space in my closet. huzzah.

ALSO
this.
Michael's comment is the best.

Feeds Family of Four

I bet Patrick he could not eat 12 pieces of chicken. Originally, we intended to purchase a bucket of KFC chicken, but at $17.49 a bucket, that option was changed to the more economical $7.99 for 10 legs n' thighs at the Churchs down the road.

This adventure was, to say the least, greasy and gross; and in the end, Patrick tasted the sweet flavor of defeat. Within 2.5 hours, he could not finish 10 pieces of chicken. what a pussy.

reblogging

pssssh

that's right, bitches. I ate lunch at motherfucking Chuck E. Cheese.

LOLChrist

"it's the way the cat looks. how he's looking at you."
-J. Ruttle

FINALLY

I got the Sailor Jerry mermaid tat I've always wanted..


she totally looks like Kyra Sedgwick

Needle in the Hay (Girl Hay) pt. 2

last night was the last episode of Hay Girl Hay.

Jesus Juice Jeffords and this special lady were the Hay Girls of the Week. I...do not think Bakari posted a blog about it, so here you are. it's been real.